That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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