You work out of a Hotel?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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