Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
