Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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