Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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