Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You are a genius and a whore.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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