Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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