brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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