Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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