I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
People in love make me want to vomit
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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