She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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