i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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