so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
of course. lets lasso hookers.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
