rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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