it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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