You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Blood and glitter go together right?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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