READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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