i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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