Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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