Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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