You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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