Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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