i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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