drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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