Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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