My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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