I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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