Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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