you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm like, not good at living.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
