big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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