They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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