i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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