Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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