Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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