Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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