hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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