dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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