I think I died a long time ago.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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