My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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