I am puke
Its about making memories worth repressing
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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