Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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