I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need water and some morals
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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