Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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