I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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