Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry fckyrlfe hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(917): View more from New York City

Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.

Fav 23 3102 1035
share tweet
(780): View more from Alberta, CA

school has made you so classy.

(514): View more from Quebec

that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.

Fav 45 4492 920
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(716): View more from New York

kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year

Fav 20 5587 1537
share tweet
(218): View more from Minnesota

Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about

Fav 23 1683 6598
share tweet
(281): View more from Texas

I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on

Fav 13 4698 1008
share tweet
(917): View more from New York City

You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.

Fav 4 1647 764
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(206): View more from Washington

Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.

Fav 8 2283 788
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(406): View more from Montana

The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail

Fav 0 199 300
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.

Fav 2 38 87
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT