this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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