May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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