She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
birth control should be required to get into college
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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