i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
