I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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