....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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